Today, I had my first Krabby Patty, and let me just say for the record, it was the best thing I have ever tasted. That fry cook sure does know how to make a good burger! What makes these patties so good, I'm not sure. Needless to say, I could sure go for another one! No, should I really? I mean look at the prices at this fast food eatery. They are all ridiculously high! You could buy a VCR cheaper than these patties here in this town, I mean come on! I mean, I love living here in Bikini Bottom, but sometimes the citizens here can really irritate me. I don't mean to offend anyone, but I really think this city could use some changes. Of course, it will just never change! No matter how much I try to get the residents here in Bikini Bottom to change their lifestyle, they just seem to reset it back to their average one at the end of every day! I can never win!
Seems kind of funny, does it?... not really.
This note was written by Leonarde Dfiky, who accidentally killed his wife by crashing through the wall of his house while drunk driving. His wife had a concussion and was sent to the hospital. After a few days, she stopped breathing, and her life ended. Leonarde grew into a deep depression after that incident. Then one day, he found the children show SpongeBob SquarePants. After watching an episode, he drugged himself, and then started living his life as if he was in the show. He became insane, and believed he was actually living in the series. He was happy though, living a brand new life free of depression.
Leonarde is dead now. He died a little after writing this note... a little after eating his first Krabby Patty.
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